The Clown Car Mug Collection

🚨 Now Boarding the Clown Car of Chaos 🚨

From incoherent rants to reality-defying nonsense, the Clown Car mugs immortalize the absurdity of modern political theater—one unfiltered quote at a time. Whether it’s “They’re eating the pets,” or, “I don’t know what the Congo is,” each mug delivers a daily shot of jaw-dropping idiocy, strong enough to replace your morning espresso.

Crafted in high-contrast white-on-black, each mug features an infamous quote on the front and a pair of signature orange-stained lips on the back, along with our site link for the equally unfiltered.

☕ Dishwasher-safe.
☕ Microwave-friendly.
☕ Built to withstand steaming-hot takes.

Perfect for your office desk, kitchen cabinet, or the fallout shelter you’re building to survive the next election cycle.

Collect them all.
Sip the chaos.
Join the resistance—with ceramic.